Math Vibes

Why anything beyond 4th grade arithmetic is ruining the vibe.

Welcome to the simplest math manifesto on the planet.

We lost the plot when we moved from adding apples to imaginary numbers. This is a return to the basics: the world can still be understood with a few symbols that bring good vibes.

The Good

The Bad

Manifesto – 4 Rules

  1. Calculus is just anxiety with better PR.
  2. Algebra is a polite way of saying “solve for X”.
  3. Integration is the art of adding forever – bad vibes.
  4. Every time a symbol appears, check if it’s +, -, *, or / first.